John McCain - Depends Adult Diaper Spokesperson

John McCain Squeezing One Out



This is a faux commercial wherein John McCain is endoresed by Depends Adult Diapers.


John mccain walking through corn fields.

Mccain: if you're an old man, like me, the campaign trail can be a scary place. where do you eat? where do you sleep? and most importantly, where do you piss?

[cut shot to some other mccain spot]

mccain: There is an epidemic in this country. old, white men everywhere are suffering from a condition called tbs, tiny bladder syndrome. believe me, it's a bitch. I know.

[cut to mccain in his house in a bathrobe and diaper]

Mccain: that's why, today, i'm pleased to announce that Depends adult diapers is sponsoring my candidacy for president.

[cut to photo of mccain as a prisoner of war]

mccain: Any american who's ever spent three years lying in a pool of their own urine will understand exactly how heartfelt my admiration and appreciation for the Depends corporation runs...

[cut: another mccain background. military uniform with depends over them]

McCain: Shit is serious business. Imagine if the first George Bush had had a diplomatic pouch of Depends when he was busy puking his pansy guts out at the first american japanese summit. I promise you, John McCain WILL always be at Def Con 1... courtesy of Depends.

[cut to mccain against american flag in diaper]

Mccain: My name is John McCain, and, i've pee'd three times.